Liz Thomas, SOFI Strategist

 Liz,

You have brought a great term to Wall Streets lexicon.

Congratulations.

"RELAXATION" will forever be attributed to you.

Yes, markets are in need of chilling out.

Well done.

Dean 

HANTAVIRUS

Experts warn that untreated Hantavirus may now progress into “Long Hanta™”

Symptoms include: • Changing your pronouns every 6 hours • Putting rotating non-US flags in every bio • Demanding a booster for a disease nobody has • Saying “trust the science” while ignoring actual science • Developing sudden intolerance to sunlight, steak, and mitochondria

Fortunately, Pfizer is already developing a 14-dose vaccine subscription package with free virtue signaling tote bag and digital solidarity badge included.

With full masking, this will allow others to know your status for their safety and yours.

All B.S. aside, here is World Health Organization Director-General Tedros Adhanom: ​“We are facing a new and deadly virus.”

Tennessee Elk

 

Name this liar.................

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Selective Service Registration -- SEALED 

Medical records -- SEALED 

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Baptism record -- SEALED

As Adam Corolla, the American comedian, radio personality, actor, author, and podcaster said, "It's sad that Obama turned into a piece of shit, but he's just a fucking hustler like everybody else. He's not done anything good in or out of office, except for agitate black people and to pretend to be some sort of statesman." 

Lie after Lie after Lie

The ocean levels are rising.   The border is secure.   Polar bears are becoming extinct.    Get your Covid shot and you won't transmit.  Temperatures are rising.   Winter snows are disappearing.   North Pole ice is disappearing.  Biden is sharp and physically fit.

It just doesn't end.

  

Serious Question

Will fitness still be a thing now that America can inject the weight off?

Asking for a fit friend.

GUTLESS MINNESOTA

@nickshirleyy

To people who ask why there aren’t more arrests or what’s happening with the fraud in Minnesota.... Minnesota is protecting the fraudsters because they are IN ON the fraud.

MICRON

MU

What an absolute beast.

Never in my wildest dreams did I think I might make 1,000 points on this name.

Wow.

Congratulations to the longs who have held for years.