No one alive chose their parents. I am who I am. Native American Blood (Ojibway, Anishinabe, Chippewa, call it what you will) and some German Blood, and probably some others.
You better understand the WARNING SIGNS!
1. Full time employment
2. Uses Proper grammar
3. Literacy
4. Responsible Parenting
5.Signs the front of checks
6.Knows their father
7.Being on time
8.Doesn’t litter/Maintains tidy neighborhoods
9.Follows Directions
Intermission
10. Community Pride
11.Possesses a valid ID
12.Practical degree or skill
13. Auto insurance
14.Good credit rating
15.Questions authority with respect
16. No criminal record
17.Pays Taxes
18.Supports Law Enforcement
19.Owns a belt
20.Can say the word “ask”
21. Doesn't feel entitled to “reprayshuns”
22.Won’t assault another human for his sneakers
23. Doesn't hold a pistol sideways to fire
24. Doesn't put $2000 24-inch spinners on a car worth $400
25. Tends to display a high degree of creativity and inventiveness.
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