CEO, Parisian Family Office. Began Wall Street 1982. Drexel Burnham Lambert alum. Founded investment firm, Native American Advisors, '95. White Earth Chippewa, raised on reservations. Conservative. NYSE/FINRA arbitrator. Pureblood, clot-shot free. In a world on a social media dopamine binge, he trades from GHOST RANCH on the Yellowstone River in MT, TN farm, PAMELOT or CASA TULE', his winter camp in Los Cabos, Mexico. Always been, will always be, an optimist. Answer to no one.

Monday, March 31, 2025

Time for You to REVISIT this Speech


 

No April Fool's Here.............

 

Eating eggs and meat for breakfast is a given for Dean Parisian.  At Ghost Ranch, it's often fresh fish.   My pal and I got into the sauger and smallmouth bass the other day.  They were hungry, and the minnow schools were getting hammered.  It was like throwing the kitchen sink at them. Fun times, great eating.

This morning I scored a double!  Been a good while since breaking out a double on yolk!

The market is selling off, but is still a bit pricey at 20x on the S&P. It is a great week to put some cash to work.  Bond prices up, yields down.

What a great time to live in America!  And that isn't an April Fool's joke.   

Wednesday, March 26, 2025

GREETINGS to 1,000,000 VISITORS!

This "blog" was started a few years ago to comment on financial matters affecting clients of CHIPPEWA PARTNERS/Native American Advisors, Inc. It has since become more than that.

Fast forward to now, we have had over 1,000,000 visitors to this site.

To all of the regulatory agencies, the 3-letter government crowd, the politicians, the media, sports fanatics, slimy politicians who have been called out,  foreign wack jobs, naturalists, hunters, trappers, classmates, fishermen, travelers, political junkies, Native American tribal members, X'ers, friends, haters, liberals, Democrats, Republicans, you name it they have dropped in to weigh in.

It's been a grand ride,  I'm still here.  

Thank you friends, new and old, close and far!

Keep your big boy pants on, saddle up, and ride with the brand!

We are headed in the right direction.  Thank you.


  

 

Friday, March 21, 2025

America in the Mirror.................

I live in the country which is a good thing.   Listening to coyotes serenade their mates is much better than traffic noise and city congestion.  My town has a very busy pharmacy inside a WALGREENS drugstore.   I have been told it is near the top pharmacy in any WALGREENS store in the United States.  There is ALWAYS a line for the drive-up crowd to get their pills.

The older I get, the more laughable it is that the medical profession never offers prescriptions for exercise, good walking shoes, sunlight, vitamins, sleep, nutritious food, instructions on preparing healthy food, gym memberships, weight training, and so on.

Just pills and more pills and more and more pills.  

The town near me has an unhealthy population.   You never see citizens walking, exercising outside, biking, or swimming in pools.    It is the most obese population I have ever lived amongst.  The city fathers recently rammed through a YMCA/City/Community facility to the tune of $39,000,000, which I promise will not lose a single pound of fat for the community.   

No one wants to do the work.   The lack of ambition, pride in appearance, reliance on pills, and excuses needs further study.   

Perhaps the New England Journal of Medicine can do a case study on Crossville, Tennessee.      

So You Want to Change Your Life?

Simple. 

So easy.

Quit drinking.

Sleep better.

Clear thinking.

Better energy.

No regrets.  

Saturday, March 15, 2025

Friday, March 14, 2025

Joe Kernen, CNBC

Dear Joe,

If you are ever in the golf capital of Tennessee, we have the course of your choice covered!  You are like fine wine! The longer you remain on CNBC and batter these liberal nutjobs like you did today to Jeff Sonnenfeld, the more viewers will watch you! 

What a complete take-down of Yale's finest liberal wacko!

You, Leon Cooperman, Ray Dalio, and a few others are the only people we turn the volume on when we watch CNBC in the Parisian Family Office.  

Your career has wed common sense, great politics, a stiff attitude, intelligent discourse, and tremendous humor for decades.   

When you quit, I quit.  Keep hammering the lunatics!

With best wishes to the Kernen crew,

Dean Parisian


Thursday, March 13, 2025

President Trump, when is the audit?


 

Death of the New America High Income Fund

The New America High Income Bond Fund, (HYB) was a fund whose sole purpose was to continue to supply compensation to all concerned with the fund. Shareholders have been bagged in this name since Patsy Ostrander became part of the "daisy chain" at Drexel Burnham Lambert. From coming public at $50 per share to the 2008 low of $3.20 this fund has to be one of the top, dismal, miserable, unbelievably crappy funds ever to exist. It was run for the sole benefit of the insiders over all those years. What an ugly history of greed and corruption, to say nothing of poor management by whatever clown shop was in charge until it folded last month.

Wednesday, March 12, 2025

The Stock Market

Amazed how many calls have lit up my phone over a few days of selling.  

Would you please relax?  You haven't seen anything yet.   When you have so much fear you can't even pick up the phone to call me, you will want to start working on your "buy" list.

We have some minor pullback action, entirely warranted, overdue, and much anticipated.  Stock prices don't go to the moon boys and girls.  There are metrics in valuation that you might heed but are worthless in an onslaught of selling pressure.  

Please watch and listen to this YOUTUBE video to familiarize yourself with real fear and stocks getting puked out of portfolios with heavy leverage.   I am scared of the carry trade crowd, not the school teacher in Mandaree, Crow Agency, or Pickstown.   

FEAR in the Stock Market, LIVE!

I did purchase one name a couple days ago.

I bought 10,000 shares of Cleveland-Cliffs, CLF, at $8.625.  Wish me luck.

I have no idea on the stock market,  I know I own some good management teams, with good growth prospects, with good industry fundamentals.  Greed and fear haven't gone out of style for about 10,000 years and shares don't know I own them and wouldnt' behave any differently if they did.

I like where President Trump is going.  I am investing in that direction. 

I get fleeced every day when I trade just as you do.  Expect it and live with it.

Educate yourself, your commissions are not "FREE".

NO ONE Understands the Market


Friday, March 07, 2025

Gutless wonders at the SEC and FINRA

FINRA is the fox guarding the hen house.   You see, the hen house has the hens that lay the golden eggs.  The NYSE was toast after (it's anniversary today), March 7, 2006 of no longer being owned by seat holders.  Today, it's been 19 years since the club sold out to other exchanges, dark pools, and HFT firms!    

For over a decade I sat as a public arbitrator in proceedings between aggrieved parties, brokers, brokerage firms, and client/customers until the day all of the arbs in the NYSE and FINRA pools who were unbiased, fiduciary members/owners/employees of investment management firms were tossed out of the arb pools!  It was shocking to hear but expected.  

When the fox is guarding the hen house and the game warden can't protect the hens from honesty and truth, the house will do what they must to keep feeding the fox.    

Here is more nonsense from regulators taking a few steps backward! 

Joe Saluzzi is and has been at the forefront of market manipulation by HFT.  Read his Substack here: 

WIPING AWAY the FINGERPRINTS

Tell me again why you wouldn't want the information to catch bad guys.

It's lonely at the top..........

Most days I get tired of winning.   It's lonely at the top.   Trying to share over 40 years of market experience with people who spend more time reading a newspaper than studying price action is futile.  Nobody wants to do the work.  Nobody wants to adopt an investment strategy.  Nobody believes the purpose of markets is to take from the weak and give to the strong.  Nobody wants to believe down markets are always TEMPORARY and the ups are always PERMANENT.

We have had a tremendous week at the Parisian crib.

We booked our largest gain on a private investment position (a multi-year long) in history!

Beat the State of Tennessee Department of Revenue at their own game.

We've had excellent workouts!

Had some delicious meals.

Started two rock tumblers with some beautiful petrified wood and agates.

Picked up some great reading material.

Scored the bull elk over the fireplace. (Boone & Crockett GROSS score of 354)

Made a 6 figure donation to what we think is the finest charity in the world.

Planned some outings with friends in Mexico.

Taxes are near completion. 

Celebrated our wedding anniversary!

That's just to name a few!  Yet the hoodlum critters in D.C. can't come up with 5 things they did in their jobs over 5 days?  GMAFB...........  

Oh, one more!  Watched the greatest President of my lifetime deliver some stunning blows to the Democrat clowns in Congress and the Senate!

NOBODY CARES, WORK HARDER!

    



Tuesday, March 04, 2025

Like Father, Like Son

 

Like FATHER, Like SON

Vivek speaking TRUTH

TRUTH

1. God is real. 
2. There are two genders. 
3. Human flourishing requires fossil fuels. 
4. Reverse racism is racism. 
5. An open border is no border. 
6. Parents determine the education of their children. 
7. The nuclear family is the greatest form of governance known to mankind. 
8. Capitalism lifts people up from poverty. 
9. There are three branches of the U.S. government, not four. 
10. The U.S. Constitution is the strongest guarantor of freedom in history.

Saturday, March 01, 2025

A.G. Pam Bondi on March 1, 2025

 


The Attorney General of the United States, Pam Bondi, told America there were over 250 victims.

Any arrests yet?      

I know the answer.

None today.

None tomorrow.

None in all the tomorrows ahead.

Simple question from Dean Parisian.  If America has to protect pedophiles as a matter of national security, perhaps now is the time to reconsider our national priorities.

Bondi is cut from the same cloth as Amy Coney Barrett!

Democratic Filth in Crossville, TN

The Democrat crazies were out in force today.   The liberals decided to make a few placards and join forces in front of the Cumberland County Court House today to let the populace know they can spell.  

To be a Democrat, you literally have to care more about power, position, and personal enrichment than you do about our country and her people. No sane person would think destroying America's sovereignty with open borders was good, or that rampant crime and drugs pouring in and killing Americans was fine - or that almost bankrupting our country for wealth and permanent power was acceptable or that chopping off genitals of adolescents was decent.  Democrats argue in favor of keeping fraud and waste of taxpayers' money. The party of boys competing against girls. The party of teaching preschoolers to be "trans" in school. The party of voter fraud and cheating at the ballot box. The party of Epstein and Diddy. The party who wanted 87,000 more IRS agents.

You see, the Democrats are corrupt Marxists who want perpetual power and slaves as citizens.  Democrats can't compete or win on ideas, talent, or skill. Thus, the need to rig elections, steal money, and hire morons based on DEI policies. It's not just that their politics are bad. Democrats are generally dishonest people who are incapable of advancement while planning Presidential coups and working against the Federal Government and United States taxpayers.  They love the Ukrainian drug snorting dictator who has squandered $150,000,000,000 of United States taxpayer assets and has no record of where it was spent.  They put all Americans last and give the world our tax dollars. 

Here is Sen. John Kennedy on the Democrats: “They mismanaged COVID. They mismanaged the economy. They mismanaged inflation. They mismanaged the national debt. They mismanaged Afghanistan. They support illegal immigration over the rule of law, just like they support transgender athletes over women's sports, just like they support Hamas terrorists over Israel. The party is controlled right now by people who majored in online activism with a minor in puberty blockers. They think men can breastfeed. They're triggered by race. They cry if you use the wrong pronoun.”

Democrats had power for four years. They kept Biden, with full-blown dementia, in office and showed their true colors — censorship, political oppression, corruption, propaganda, lawfare, and theft. The American people rejected all that. 

They blew it. 

I miss anything?